She Got Game
Dree Hemingway dons an orange toque at Balmain's Spring 2013 show - photo Vogue.co.uk
In the small town where I live, it's hunting season 365. It's not uncommon to see men dressed in full-blown camo wandering the downtown streets, XL Double Double from Timmies in hand and a mad glint in their eyes. Women need not worry about cat calls or slimy once-overs; it's creatures of the 4-legged variety that turn these guys on, and an entirely different kind of rack they're after. They haul themselves up into their Ford F650 with a bumper sticker that reads, 'Ditch the Bitch, Let's Go Hunting' and head out for the soon-to-be-not-so-bucolic woods, ready for a day of drinkin', bondin' and big game huntin'. I've heard from some local sources that an orange toque is a wise investment so as not to be mistaken for a buck, but, as pointed out by rlr mini yesterday, it also makes a super cute fashion statement. With Hallowe'en just around the bend, forego the cheesy costume and do as Dree Hemingway by pairing your orange cap with a little bit of sparkle and a lot of black. Adorbs, right? And a smart safety precaution, should you happen to trip through a wooded area on your way home from the party...
Might I suggest:
Thinsulate Toque, $6.99 or so at Home Hardware or Canadian Tire
Reader Comments (5)
For real???!!!! I better get me one of them thar hats just to be safe (for next time).
Absolutely. We could all wear matching toques? Probably safer that way...
Is this because of the pine needle comment?
was it that obvious?? x
I feel your camp pain, I live in acton:)