The Bunny Made Me Do It
RLR - I just saw this pretty pink blazer at Jacob and it's only $129. I think I'm going to get it..."
Bunny - "But you don't really need it.."
RLR - "Okay, I know..but I saw this pic on Pinterest awhile back and I can't get it out of my mind. The eyelet dress, the woven clutch, and that blazer! The whole thing is just so pretty! And it's really, really hard to find a good pink blazer.."
Bunny - "You haven't even gone shopping for your kids' Easter baskets yet! And now you're thinking of buying a bubblegum pink blazer that you so don't need? What kind of mother are you?"
RLR - "What kind of mom am I? I kept my son home from daycare yesterday despite a massive build-up of work since my husband's been away most of the month. I worked until 2 am after finally getting the kids to bed so I got maybe 6 hours of sleep, which is actually a pretty good night. Then, I took both kids to Wal-Mart this morning to buy all their friends' Easter treats and ended up with a cartful of candy, only to realize that my kids had emptied my wallet and tossed my cards throughout the store while I wasn't looking. I just got my headshots back and realized that you can hire a good photographer but you can't take back a hungover Puerto Rican haircut (long story). Now I think my daughter's getting sick, my cat has a mysterious limp and my dog just threw up on my new shoes, and yet, I still wouldn't trade any of them for anything. I don't know what kind of mom that makes me but after a week like this, I'm getting that cute pink blazer, bunny."
Bunny - "Get the blazer. BTW, do you have any carrots? I mean...Happy Easter?"
Reader Comments (5)
Great post. FUNNY!
Hair grows. Get the pink blazer. It will make you feel better.
xo
Guaranteed! Thanks MOI!
XOXO
I guess you told that bunny! Screw HIM (even though he's cute and fluffy) get the blazer....! Happy Easter my friend!
seriously could you look anymore beautiful?!? No wonder my Kolton says you are his "shavorite" mom. Don't look so good after only 6 hours sleep!!! I love you my dearest friend. As always I think you are beautiful, brilliant and extremely witty!!! XOXO
oh stacey! thanks my darling friend!!! you totally just made my morning
love you!
xoxoxo