Meet Monte

Well, hello there ladies. My name is Monte.  I'm True North, super strong and all that, but well, it's my teeth.  Think I should have these things filed?  Not sure if OHIP covers cosmetic dentistry... Thank God this uniform brings home the babes (Moths...meet Flame) or I'd have to crack some serious nuts over at the RCMP.  

Bring me (and another organically hot 6-pack: Beau's LugTread Lagered Ale) as a little hostess gift to your Canada Day fête.  I stand on guard at Real Canadian Superstore, and they refer to me as the 'PC Canada Day Beach Towel' (but if you slip the cashier guards $6, they'll let you take me home).  I'm worth it. Oh, I'm sooo worth it.

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[SL]

superstore has great canada day stuff...we buy our tshirts there every year:)