Snake Charmers

Spring '13 at Proenza Schouler, Gucci & Erdem - photo credit: Fairchild Photo Services

Originally posted in The CLOSET

Snakes suck. I mean, not literally (I don't think?) but let's face it: they're cold, and creepy and can kill you. And so, I've never really been a fan. Now that I think of it, I don't think I know anyone who likes them. The sad part? It's so not their fault. A little baby snake with its cute little baby snake diaper is probably pretty sweet and I'm fairly certain it doesn't actually want to hurt anyone. It's just that, if someone was coming at me with a pitchfork or a shovel, I'd probably lunge, too, wouldn't you?

As it turns out, most people are almost as afraid of snake prints as they are of the slithery beasts themselves. And I'm here to tell you, as a full-blown ophidiophobic (yes, I looked that up), that when it comes to python, it's just not that scary. In case you missed the memo, 2013 is the Year of the Snake - that's right, the year where we celebrate all things serpentine - so I can't think of a better time to face our fears head on. So how do you wear python print? Think of it as the leopard's slightly edgier younger sister, something that's good in small doses, say in a shoe or a bag or a statement blazer, to add an instant dose of cool to any solid ensemble. Want to go all out? Try pairing a neutral python with a summer floral or opt for snake print done up in a pretty pastel or bold bright.

Before you know it, you (and maybe even I) will be sssimply sssmitten for snakes. Well, the print at the very least... 

Hope you have a fantastic weekend!

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Dot, Dot, Dot...

Emma Watson in Gucci Fall 2011 polka-dot dress - Photo by Mariano Vivanco, courtesy UNi magazine 

When it comes to fall trend-spotting, it's pretty hard to miss the upcoming season's print of choice.  Polka-dots are the new stripes and are playfully popping up on everything from silky pants to dresses to sweet jackets.  And, like the post-Hermione Emma Watson, polka-dots suddenly look all grown up.  Now all you have to do is spot your perfect dotted piece and rock it right now with bare legs and this fall with opaque tights and a clean-cut blazer.  RLR Tip:  Avoid looking too Minnie Mouse by giving your dots a downtown vibe.  Stick to black & white (or navy & white) dots and mix in edgy accessories - think bold cuffs, a sculptural choker or a killer pair of ankle-booties.  If you want to add some colour, a great red tote or classic red lips will do the trick.